Do Reptiles Respire More Than Mammal

A spotted frog

order not to deny the custom of which the misfortunes of Sicily, starting from Roman times onwards, are from the north, the last trip here in Insubria lands has resulted in the frog chickenpox. The fact that the infector was a Calabrian child is absolutely marginal; Calabria is at the bottom:

1. to the north of Sicily
2. part of the continent
3. once called Italy

accounts then come back, and get rashes. Fortunately, even if they go fast enough, and especially without causing too much damage. The mother frog was once again decisive, lining up against the fierce phalanx the full power of viral mentholated talcum. The small, after each application, seemed ready to be passed in the pan, but the regression of the rash occurred in eyes.

The high command of the virus was forced to surrender unconditionally, hoping in the mercy of the opponent. But no mercy was granted. As I write these lines, the last remnants of what was once a proud army boldly virus are loaded onto a cattle train, watched over by the new department consisting of antibodies specifically chosen to be led to an exile with no return ...

Vae Victis!

My Dog Likes My Breastmilk

Riccarduzzo by night

But who said that the night are made to sleep? Little Don, last month, has decided that life is too short to waste it sleeping, and has therefore limited its hours of sleep a few occasional nap in order to restore themselves just enough before turning again to his many commitments, and institutional no. The infant has been shown to be perfectly capable of managing his schedule, so that his secretary was forced only a handful of times to cancel an appointment.
However, some items have become a source of concern: on the one hand we have to be proud of her organizational skills and her vocal talents, regroup all the other (Grandma included) stuck in hours of engineering shifter and, moreover, harassed by his vocals pavarottiani leads us to notice a disturbing resemblance to well-known entrepreneur in Lombardy, which requires its acolytes pace of work on the wings of the Siberian gulag by invigorating songs written in the now distant youth (but still present, gosh! ).
The new company took over the trade unions to the limits of the strike with a vengeance, the climax of the crisis was when the little don accused of innocent workers hired mutant mosquitoes refractory to any fumigator to disturb the few minutes of your sacred sleep . But when it was on the brink of revolt, the unfailing secretary pulled out the ace from his sleeve: a spirit claiming to be following the ancient recipe pimpandolesi of the brothers, was able to administer the right dose of the frog nopron, restoring the canonical alternating between day and night and thus saving the situation.
The workers have now decided to reduce his salary as long as the precious liquid has never failed. The pharmaceutical company, grateful, has seen fit to send a supply of baby food disobbligarsi of horse racing. I wonder why do we smell ...

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good day starts in the morning

Let little Don had all the credentials to become a heartthrob you already knew: languid eyes, long eyelashes, delicate fingers, slender body ... not to mention what is hidden under the diaper, at the time known only just begun. Who could it be but the frog mother, who falls for the first of its irresistible charm? The photo shows the moment when the repeated advances of the conqueror finally opened a small hole in the maternal heart, aided by the bucolic environment and the coolness of the house pedarese uncle Marco, Pygmalion true of the case. Later you will need to explain some details such as the following:

1. the gym is not a romantic place, even if placed on a soft lawn
2. the mother is already involved
3. pull down his pants on the first date is not a behavior by gentlemen
4. chin is not the place to be kissed
5. given the choice, better Lovebòl Jessica

But once put in place such trifles, Don Riccarduzzo will certainly give rise to a brilliant career. And his dad is already now very proud to see that promises so well ...

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for once something serious

The following was sent to the Director-General and the medical director of the Hospital of Catania, Garibaldi, as well as the medical director of the hospital of Nesima. There also seemed right back here on the blog.

Subject: note on the staff dell'UTIN - PO Nesima

write this letter, albeit with improper delay, not only because it seems only right but because we consider it a duty towards those who allowed us to tighten our baby in her arms.
When our son Richard was born was not a happy event. The sister with whom he shared the first months of pregnancy had been dead for a few days, and he was forced to come to play everything for everyone. I do not think it matters, here, retrace all the vicissitudes of his five-month hospitalization at the NICU of Nesima: respiratory crisis, bradycardia, cerebral haemorrhage, treatment nitric oxide, surgery on the duct Botallo, seizures, retinopathy, infections and it is all in the medical records, and should remain there. But there's one consideration that, as parents, we need to do: if our son had not been followed in that building, those people and with those tools, not going to make it. And now in the family chapel there were two plaques instead of one, to remember his passage through this world.
Instead, it was different. Richard has just turned a year, and well. Of course, he must retrieve a large gap with its peers, will have to overcome his deafness by cochlear implant that will be applied by October, will continue along with physical therapy before he could coordinate his movements well. And in fact some reservations about his future, despite the many positive impressions of the specialists who follow him, have not yet been dissolved. But we feel clearly that the path embarked is the right one, and that time will return to what has taken so far. Without the team
dell'UTIN this would not be reality. Not only for what they did, but especially for the way they did. The great humanity, care and affection shown to be that little bundle of 750 grams, which to us have allowed our family to overcome the moments of deepest crisis, those moments in which to listen only to the professionalism you should just pull the plug. But who has to do with their lives, especially with the fragile babies like Riccardo, must have human qualities that go far beyond the profession altogether. Quality dell'UTIN that all staff, from director to attendants, have shown. And we say this with knowledge of the facts, because for five months we were there with them and we got to see and understand more than they do to those fortunate enough to pass for those rooms for a few days.
why no names, because people would have to thank too many. But we want to bring to your attention their exemplary work, quite in contrast with many cases of so-called "medical malpractice" we hear all too often by the media. Also because I've never missed the discussion and debate with us parents, the basic elements to achieve a shared decision that makes the relationship more linear and helps to create those conditions of peace to which all stakeholders, and patients in the first place, have come to enjoy. Dialogue and confrontation that continues to this day to several months after discharge, the small, which have proved essential in the choice of specialist facilities to contact us to ensure to Richard the best care possible.
Besides the many choices, often delicate, which we had along the way have always been marked for a specific purpose, such as from the outset by the Director dettoci dell'UTIN Dr. Diego Gazzolo: return to parents not only a child in the best possible conditions, but a child can aspire to better quality of life fully. The effectiveness of the work done at your garrison from this group of people that we can never thank enough is revealed every time Richard smiles, makes a funny face or get angry because we are not fast enough to give him a spoonful of jelly later. To us, this little mom and dad wonder, the joy and the burden to prove to their height. Sincerely


Benedetto Diana and Maria Teresa Tripodi
parents of Richard Diana, born June 22, 2006

at PO Garibaldi - Nesima

Sayingsboot Giving It The Boot

the laws of the summer babies

how could I resist? here comes yet another paraphrase of Murphy's laws, this time applied to the world of children. who have children will understand ...

- first law of little children: If a child can scream, it will
- relativistic version of the law of babies: all babies cry at the same time
- second law of little children: no child ever yelled so loud that it can not scream More
- Zymurgy seventh variant of the law of babes: when a baby cries, screams
- Third Law of little children: If a child who could scream did not do so in the end you will find that it would be better if he did
- Law Iles: there is always a child more comfortable
corollaries:
1. when the child is more comfortable there before our eyes, especially for long periods, we do not see
2. Iles even sees
- Chisholm's Second Law: If a child appears to be quiet, there's something that we are not taking into account
- Finagle's First Law: If a child screams, something has gone wrong
- Finagle's Second Law : whatever the way in which a child has calmed, there will always be someone ready to:
a) misinterpret
b) falsifying
c) believe that it is produced by virtue 'of his favorite theory
- Finagle's Third Law: In any group of children, the so obviously quiet as not to require particular attention is Attila
corollaries:
1. no one to ask for help will understand
2. anyone passing by to give you free advice will understand immediately
- Finagle's fourth Law: Once a child is punished, any intervention aimed at improving the situation will only worsen the
- rules of Finagle
1. first given the punishment that you need, then find the reasons for that match
2. all education should be reproducible, and fail in the same way
3. do not believe in miracles: count on it blindly
- Wingo axiom: All Finagle Laws may be overlooked by those who have learned the simple art of doing without thinking
- Gumperson law: the probability that a child does something is inversely proportional to its desirability
- Soddo Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible combination of a group of children is likely to occur
- Law on the thermodynamics of children: under pressure, children become worse (and they start to scream)
- axiom Bramati : everything a child sweats
- law missing children: the only way to find a lost child is to devise a new
- Law of frustration as a child: when your baby is asleep in her lap and looks perfectly happy and adorable, you suddenly go in the bathroom
- Boob law: a child will always be the last place you look
- Andreotti's theorem: the child wears those who did not have
- observation of Benedict: everything is in a state of disorder absolute
- Paul's Law: children are increasingly ingenious precautions that are taken to prevent them from harming

Butalbital Does It Help?

mareeee

balneareee style, with what follows. the band of frogs officially opened the 2007 bathing season, which provides an assiduous presence of the Father on the sand of Plaia. Riccarduzzo seems to have enjoyed the contact with the sand and air-iodine, as evidenced from the image below:

the few rays that have dared to caress the skin of the little were immediately cut off from the double layer of protective cream 90 high power factor to which the mother frog has poured all the exposed parts.

waiting to use a bucket and spade, perhaps under the guidance of experienced little cousins \u200b\u200bnow, the playful activities were based on the removable plastic gym, equipped with state of the art technology cazzilli all colorful and rotating the mind can conceive.

for next year ronocchia mother will still do the things really great, seems to have already been ordered to make a stencil with just sand and sea water a 1:10 scale model of the bridge over the Strait of Messina, capable of bind the days of all children in the Etna area from May to October, leaving parents free to wallow in the waves. the manufacturer guarantees the stability until the arrival of autumn rains, when the daring feat of engineering will unravel itself provide the material for beach nourishment, a wonderful case of infrastructure biodegradable. unconfirmed reports say that probably the time the original will not be much more ...

Toothbrush Compound Machine

The calm after the storm

The last stay of the frog in the remote moors of Insubria was due to pernicious effects. After stoic resistance, also phalanxes of aggressive Sicilian antibodies have been forced to a strategic retreat that left the field open to a rotavirus most treacherous of the infamous island of Albion. High fever, eye ball and plush language were the first signs of foreign occupation, and as soon as the antibiotic guerrilla bands have begun to organize ambushes on enemy columns no reprisals were swift. The resurgence of violent conflict has led to emissions from both ends of the digestive tract, but all the hydraulic co-opted by the secret services have been identified and deported before they can perform their work. The inevitable all'UTIN visit was interpreted by the fierce invaders as the intention to establish a strategic alliance with a superpower friend, and the retaliation was immediately unleashed. The evil virus has left the roundups and mass shootings of antibodies to switch to a more subtle but no less ferocious revenge cross. It 'so touched the frog mother fall prey to the hordes Insubrian, who easily crushed his forces immune from always marked by poor equipment, inadequate control panels and moral disaster. In order not to loosen its grip despite the attack to a new territory, the diabolical rotavirus has still left to deal with the dreaded don of the small febbren ss , who proceeded to weaken with increasing temperature up to 39.5 degrees any desire libertarian. The following image shows the two valiant but unlucky at the height of the crisis.

But then a landing in force dell'UTIN armies, with their arsenal of flebloclisi glucose solution and saline, thanks to the sudden counter-attack launched by an elite of antibodies in the rear of the enemy, led to a exhausting victory over the forces of evil, in the case of the frog and sudden slow and painful for the queen of the frogs, the scene of a war civil caused long and repeated headache immune to democratic extremist actions of nimesulide and moderate aerosol.
During Sunday lunch of meatballs made from foal to the plate with a side of fries (for mom) and baby food with mashed vegetables and lamb homogenate (for small) were then entered into bilateral treaties that have established the end of hostilities.
viral particles survivors were captured and tried for direct route, having refused to cooperate until the last were spent on weapons and buried in a mass grave.

Closing Open Bite With Tongue?

children grow

for privacy reasons, you can not publish the photo of the primary dell'UTIN Diego Gazzolo to see the frog wearing the jersey of his beloved Sampdoria glorious ... but I assure you that it was really a spectacle.
waiting for the next trip to the misty moors in the north, while Richard has seen fit to reach a new stage in the detailed statement of his personality and his character: as soon as we finish puking dressed to go out. of course, always a moment after and never before ... Imagine the delight of her mother! species in this period, in which almost every day back home for the little child with a package from which it extracts T-shirts, sweaters, trousers, pants and jackets goretex axillary (sometimes blatantly stoner measurement) accompanying an illustration purchase with the historic phrase "look at the wonder" or "I found a beautiful thing, look, followed by the formula of Atonement" cost only € xxx. " Result: drawers full, mother alternately happy (the morning after the purchase) and angry (the morning after regurgitation), empty wallet, basket of dirty laundry to the limit of the singularity in gravitational collapse, Dad about to buy a ticket One way to Bermuda.
news on the employment front: as the small, despite its size, with wins the competition for the abysmal gap increased workload affibbiatole, grandmother Matilda has just made a request to be put in order, perhaps taking advantage of favorable legislation for the legalization of illegal workers. in the next post will follow the evolution of the story, Don Riccarduzzo agree to pay contributions deducted at source on his pocket money or will the labor dispute?
stay tuned

Invitation To A Farewell Party

I don sacchiteddi of Riccarduzzo

Stamatina nes early drilling of the house, because to withdraw my sacchiteddi Figs Riccadduzzo I had to go and shop indove attrova you found them in another part of the above. I sat in the car to the shop soon soon arrived and found even where no places without diffoortà. I got out, I arrived at the front door and rang. But nothing happened. Again I rang and nobody answered. Then I thought, but the kind lady who brought us the sacchiteddi me Figs Riccarduzzo sciddicò where there's foot? Then I realized that there was a square appinnuto raccamato Huns there was to write "I'll be back." Then I sat quiet and waited at the door.
I waited a minute, two minutes, five minutes, ten minutes. And I began to think, but this fimmina sdisonorata Hun Ming nni potti iri? If one says now tuna, tuna fishing has suffered. Otherwise one must write tuna and enough accussi a svinturato aspittannu not remain, but peace in the hearts and minds u goes to the spirugghiarisi affariceddi I know. Or write to us but not sacciu quannu tuna or tuna, but I Macari Sugnu not so sure. If one writes immece tuna right away and not immediately Tonna, then it means that iarruso. And in the case of specific trafficking of women for women, it means that Bottani and unequivocally. Indeed, Bottani twice, because a fimmina Bottani, and then two because of the nature and Piggie the piss honest people who have to go to earn a living and if one of us arrinesci tanticchia fommaggio.
Addecisi however, that waiting a few more minutes, because that had the Bottani sacchiteddi of my figs are needed to arricogghiere pagghiaro rapriri to the store and buscarisi his bread. But then I thought that if one is Bottani bread with fommaggio and alive and Macari tanticchia cipudda if the gains of the profession itself and not with the shop where we had been saved as a front to ammuccalapuni aspittari. And I arricordai well that when I went to bring the cards to put the dintra sacchiteddi me Figs Riccadduzzo idda told me that we were in need of a para days, but I saw that we had before the copputer pottatile and figures that were printed were not travagghio but bad things about the game. Now I say, if one is dintra to his shop and gets below travagghiare immece of the game, this will mean that not only Bottani, but is bottanissima!
APPO spying on us to a friend of me that I copputer newline much, but Billo Cat, chissu micro bellows, it took me to the game of zicchinetta dintra copputer? But com, friend me that the ancestors a bar sutta acchi us navy made of ten thousand euros for a verbal videopokker and make us do this grannissimo iarruso gambling throughout the univesso criato without even ciatare? It works as Ming? Then this friend of me that I copputer newline much told me that there is zicchinetta but lonely, and I thought, but then iarruso iarrusi of figs and that if the matre bottanissima ago with scecchi pantillareschi Billo is this cat! The lone one in the bathroom if he does his beautiful and crowded with the right of scantazzo addivintari Czech, if no one can do it copputer quanno us and we like that are exposed to public ridicule pissone that the fireplace for the strata. And then I came to the conclusion, and above there nails, that I do not fimmina torches pigghiari the sacchiteddi me figghiu Riccadduzzo, who torches the lone front of everyone and writes that without affruntarisi tonna beam and APPO arricogghie not more, than the more bottanissima of Fimmina Bottani Bottani Bottani that make the profession is.
And after that I entered this granne virità horns with impunity and I tunnai ni a la casicedda that ammen mè Figs Riccarduzzo tuna immediately at home did not tell us.